Prime Ministers Question Time made simple
I’ve decided to re script PMQ’s for people who might not be that into politics so you can know exactly what’s happening in there.
This is David Cameron and David Milliband trading blows over the economy.
Milliband - Why is the economy not growing?
Cameron - It’s your fault
Milliband - Why aren’t the banks lending
Cameron - because of you
Milliband - What are you doing about unemployment?
Cameron - Alot, but it’s your fault there’s unemployment
Milliband - Why has directors pay gone up over 40%?
Cameron - Because you let it
Milliband - Why can’t you answer the question
Cameron - I can, and if I don’t it’s because of what your doing
Milliband - That doesn’t even make sense.
Cameron - Neither does your face Bert HIYOO!
Milliband - What does
Cameron - Bert Bert Bert Nyah nyah nyah!
Milliband - You’re just being childish and refusing to accept responsibilty
Cameron - No YOU’RE BEING CHILDISH POO FACE!
Milliband - Look, the economies going nowh
Cameron - LALALALANOTLISTNINGLALALA
Milliband - …Going nowhere, what are you doing to fix it?!?
Cameron - It’s your fault smell head, you did it first
*JEERS*
Speaker - ORDER. Mr Cameron stop throwing your lego pieces at the opposition leader
Cameron - Well he started it….
Speaker - Now some MP will raise some boring shit about their constituency.
